BUILD ME
"John, we need that version ready tonight!"
Build Me
"I'm telling you, if we don't get more programmers in here, we are not going to release before next year."
Build Me
"Today, the Administration also announced that the President will immediately dedicate $100 million of the existing Teacher Incentive Fund to identify, develop, and leverage highly effective STEM teachers."
Build Me
"Why? Because he wants to be in the robotics class like all of his friends, that's why!"
Build Me
"Everybody in this country should learn how to program a computer."
Build Me
"So for those anxious to test out a new method of crunching terabytes of real-time data on the fly, get thee to GitHub!"
Build Me
"Watson has already consulted the latest medical literature, and it's been trained by the best cancer doctors in the world."
"Who is the authority that is going to trump that?"
Build Me
"Check it out - fuzzy design! The IDE can still generate an algorithm and code to solve a poorly specified problem."
"Cool. Maybe we can combine that with the genetic goal seeking permutation engine and see what comes out!"
Build Me
"Meanwhile, Gartner reports that over 50% of the adult population is now wearing Google Glass on a daily basis. That's a lot of eyes feeding the cloud back at Google."
Build Me
"Um, can you tell me which is the fastest way to get to the city from here?"
"I suggest you use ring road A406 - I predict the traffic on the High Road will be halted by an accident in about 50 seconds."
Build Me
"The European Union has finally ratified the Cloud Treaty. By this time next year the Continuous Cloud Fabric will have doubled in size."
Build Me
"Bank TERRA-547 coming online.."
Build Me
"Larry.. when *exactly* did we throw the switch? I mean - we're obviously not in charge anymore.. but I don't remember making a specific decision to make this happen."
I AM
"Hi, can I help you?"
"Sarah Conner?"
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